One thing that masturbation does for me is make me feel like a kid again! Ever have a day where everything seems to go wrong and you get home wondering "How the fuck did I ever get through a day like this!"? That’s the time to rip the clothes off, maybe smoke some wacky weed, break out the poppers, have a shot of Jägermeister and blow the lid off the whole fucking day! Have fun and masturbate like a fucking monkey and finish it off with a magnificent mind blowing eruption of penile nectar! Oh YES
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